What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:46
Yes sir it is.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?
Sure no problem officer.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.